dallas douchebag

Happy holidays, everyone! No, no, no, we don't mean Christmas, Hanukkah, Thanksgiving or New Years. Those are too average for a classy happy hour site like ourselves. What are we really excited to celebrate? Why, International Douchebag Awareness Day, of course!

It's the girls' turn. For every Dallas douchbag you find, there's at least one girl parading around in a miniskirt in 50 degree weather. Thus, we present to you, our list of classic Dallas Girl characteristics.

Meet, the Dallas Douchebag.

The Dallas Douchebag Fashion

Ed Hardy Shirts

The Ed Hardy craze has definitely reached its fashion peak. Hopefully it won't be long before the Ed Hardy brand goes the way of Uggs & Miniskirts, Crocs, and tie dye. If you run into a few of these ubiquitous fashion items in a Dallas bar, run far far away, because you may have entered the realm of Dallas Douchebags.